Here at H&H we have been busy, busy, busy, and busy. We have been, well, doing all sorts of things - some of them have even been productive things. Honest.
Yes, Acting fans, so productive that it's time to reveal yet another prop for the show and we're pretty sure this will go down well.
With a BANG in fact! A BIG BANG (or maybe even no BANG at all, if we're lucky)!
1. TAKE ONE BOX |
2. ADD ONE EX-POWERPLANT (DECEASED) |
3. ADD ONE VANDALISED EX-CIRCUITBOARD |
4. PLUS A FEW MORE THINGUMMIES AND WHAJAMACALLITS |
5. ET VOILA! |
Yes folks, we have built a BOMB (calm down, dear, it's just a prop), or INED* if you prefer (I do because you can pronounce it 'Enid', she's harmless, bless her. Isn't that right, love?)
Subtlety, a H&H Productions forté. |
Well, you’ll just have to stick with us to find out.
P.S.- Don’t tell the police about the, you know, the B-O-M-B Shhhhhhhhhhhusssshhhhh! Don't spell it out loud! (You know what John Law's like with violence-based humour, let us not forget Robin Hood Airport!)
P.P.S.- This is not the big thing either that is still yet to happen. What is it I hear? That keening sound? Oh, your cries of frustration. Soon, my lovelies, soon. The hour is nigh.
HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, *GASP!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Bye for now,
TTFN
Vernon Harcourt
* = Improvised Non-Explosive Device
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