Wednesday, March 21, 2012

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX?! (Give Us Our Props VI)


Here at H&H we have been busy, busy, busy, and busy. We have been, well, doing all sorts of things - some of them have even been productive things. Honest.
Yes, Acting fans, so productive that it's time to reveal yet another prop for the show and we're pretty sure this will go down well.
With a BANG in fact! A BIG BANG (or maybe even no BANG at all, if we're lucky)!

1. TAKE ONE BOX

2. ADD ONE EX-POWERPLANT (DECEASED)

3. ADD ONE VANDALISED EX-CIRCUITBOARD

4. PLUS A FEW MORE THINGUMMIES AND WHAJAMACALLITS

5. ET VOILA!
This was the easiest build for H&H productions so far, and with the least injuries too. We still have all our fingers and thumbs intact, as well as the usual average acceptable number of human appendages.
Yes folks, we have built a BOMB (calm down, dear, it's just a prop), or INED* if you prefer (I do because you can pronounce it 'Enid', she's harmless, bless her. Isn't that right, love?)

Subtlety, a H&H Productions forté.
But where and how is it going to be used, where exactly in the narrative would a web series about two troublesome actors need such a plot device?
Well, you’ll just have to stick with us to find out.

P.S.- Don’t tell the police about the, you know, the B-O-M-B Shhhhhhhhhhhusssshhhhh! Don't spell it out loud! (You know what John Law's like with violence-based humour, let us not forget Robin Hood Airport!)

P.P.S.-  This is not the big thing either that is still yet to happen. What is it I hear? That keening sound? Oh, your cries of frustration. Soon, my lovelies, soon. The hour is nigh.

HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, *GASP!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Bye for now,

TTFN

Vernon Harcourt

* = Improvised Non-Explosive Device

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